Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Healthy_Ladder_6198 27 day.agoAn Admiral was visiting one of his ships. When having tea he noticed every biscuit had the ship’s insignia embossed on it. He was impressed and called in the cook to ask him how he did this. Cook: When rolling the biscuits I slap each one onto my belt buckle before putting them in the oven. Admiral: That’s pretty unhygienic. Cook: In that case, sir, I’d suggest you skip the doughnuts.
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Usually it is all cheerful banter. Today however, 3 priests have a different opinion on a thorny theological issue than the 4th one who is convinced he is right. He shakes his head and says, “Dear God, please give a sign that I am right.” A pile of leaves next to the path suddenly lifts up, hovers for a few seconds, and gently floats down. “See! God gave me a sign!” The other jesuits shake their heads, one says, “come on it is just the wind.” The 4th priest now begs, “please God, give another sign that I was right”. Suddenly, from the sunny blue sky, a ball lighting drops down and incinerates 3 nearby trees in a flash. “See! God even shows that you 3 are wrong!” One of the 3 jesuits now says, “Just a peculiar atmospheric disturbance caused by static electricity on this dry hot day.” Exasperated, the 4th priest cries out “Dear God, can you please help me a last time to convince them?!” A sonorous baritone voice booms from the sky, “HE IS RIGHT !!!” The 3 priests look at each other and one mutters, “Well, it is still 3 against 2.”
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Mommy mommy I don’t want to go to Europe this summer Shut up and keep rowing Mommy mommy I don’t want to walk around in circles anymore Shut up or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor These are jokes my Dad told me. He is 76. Any body else know any of these jokes?
Used his monk-key.
Was a drug pedaller
The doctor said, “I also do circumcision. I think I can use the foreskin to make eyelids!” The surgery is a success. They bring the baby in and the dad holds him up to take a look. He says, “It looks good, just a little cockeyed”
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I said, no, but it thinks that because ‘of all the mountains in the world: it has the biggest heads.’
It won't get rid of them, but it'll stop them squealing.
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